Poppy @ http://poppyfish.diaryland.com

From the dream dictionary: "The male sex organ is symbolic of fertility, power, and energy. Your gender and sexual orientation play a part when interpreting this dream. Are you dealing with issues of sexual orientation, power, or aggression? Answering these questions will enable you to interpret your dream." So. Yeah. That could be it, huh? And yes, I KNOW I'm an obsessive hippie.

Carrotz @ http://mpemin.diaryland.com

I am going to force my fella to go out dancing with me. he claims to have dated professional dancers, but he hasn't seen my moves. now, about those friends of yours...

Tammy @ http://lenajoanne.diaryland.com

Velcro underwear. The first thing I thought of was a new clothing line for strippers. But I think they already have velcro type clothes and they would probably just skip the underwear. On a more serious note... I believe there is a line of velcro clothes designed for people with special needs such as being confined to a wheelchair or some babies clothes to make it easier to change diapers. Beleive it or not... your dad might have something there. ;)

Yvette @ http://saftey-pin.diaryland.com/

a deer mounting a donkey eh??damit dude,you should of took a picture!

Jamie @ http://pearljamie.diaryland.com

You don't need to become a philosopher. As far as I'm concerned after reading this entry, you are one. I'm all about those reality shows- but only the ones that soil the state that is humanity. Or something like that.

Jess @ http://kyane.diaryland.com

Survival of the coolest... Heheh, I'll bet you could write a whole term paper on that or something. You seem to have the basis for it. And to share a bit with that little segement on 'gay animals', I have two dogs, brothers, and one constantly tries to get it on with his brother. So not only are there gay animals, there are gay trying-to-in-breed animals!

lost @ http://lostplatypus.diaryland.com

I must say that your party curse sounds pretty bad, but I'd be inclined to attend MORE parties. Perhaps your party percentages will change and after all, it hardly sounds like you have an adequate cross-section to choose from at this early stage. You're waaaaaay too fun to quit. Be brave. Partay and Partake, baby. Lose the Cheese-Whiz friend, though.

Briana @ augustcloudz.diaryland.com

You go to college on my birthday! Make sure you celebrate in your dorm with a vanilla cupcake and 16 candles!

Plume @ http://plume.diaryland.com

Indeed. You'd think they could distribute it all a little better. Whoever they are. I'm sure someone is controlling the weather by now. If they can clone a sheep then.. .well you know.

Jennifer @ http://piehole.diaryland.com

Hahahaha! You got picked up by a dyke. Hahahahahahaa!