shae @

I'M NOT ANY OF THOSE THINGS!! I'M PURRRRRRRRRRRRFECT!!!!!!! MROW!!!!!!!

Omzhaara @ http://omzhaara.diaryland.com

Mmm - well, let's see - what categorization would I fit into... the "morbidly ugly"? Maybe the "too old"... not sure, but after reading through your diary at length, I'm hooked. Maybe (if you're lucky) I'll someday rub myself along your leg and look you up and down... or hey, maybe not - perhaps I'll just add you as a fave. Both seem to be excellent choices :D

ladiscrete @ http://ladiscrete.diaryland.com

Oh, thank you for your message in my guestbook :) I love your diary, you make me laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh...

Christopher @ http://ronkc.diaryland.com

Thank you for your guestbook entry. College students (like me) are exempt from the plea for money, because I, too, understand your plight. We shall band together and figure out this whole economic injustice thing and one day rise again! No more ramen and hotdogs every night for us (well, me anyway)!! oh, no! we shall overcome some day. Anyway. Glad you dropped by. Keep up that fatal attraction, and please start bottling your sweat ASAP. Thank you.

Jacquie @ http://notafool.diaryland.com

East coast eh? (I just came to your Diary-courtesy of Uncle Bob, and I always read the first entry) Where on the east coast? (Sign my guestbook or give me an e-mail!!)It's a little Crabby where I'm at...(ahahaha corney hint there...) -J

Jess @ http://kyane.diaryland.com

*flutters eyelashes* Oh, TheCritic, I can see the 'raw animal magnetism' that you have... May I lick you? Please? A-hem, I was just kidding, by the way... I think... I hope... *shudders*

peth @ http://peth.diaryland.com

A penis cobra sounds delightful. A skirt made of a rubber band sounds uncomfortable. I like that you called your Father a 'nimrod'. It's a lovely word.

Quietthought @

No problem - just thought it killed your train of thought when a Greek phalanx burst in the door with a penis cobra.... *boggles* :D

shae @ http://phoenixlove.diaryland.com

PENIS COBRA!! I can't believe a prude had a dream like that...*ponders* SO ANYWAY HELLO.

Quietthought @

Although dreams are open to interpretation - a feminist might not associate a penis with fertility. Second, you do mean Phallus, dont you, as a phalanx is an outdated military unit. Unless you mean a small army of penii wearing purple helmets. Left.. left..... left right left....