Omzhaara @ omzhaara.diaryland.com

Ahh, poor baby! I hope you feel better; college was the WORST place for me to get sick. I wanted to regress to about 8 years of age, go home, and have Mom take care of me. Not be surrounded by a bunch of frighteningly asinine folks (or even the ones who meant well but still were scary) away from home. Take your Vitamin C. :)

Ms. M @ http://ms-m.diaryland.com

Come on now! Trade with me! I'd love to be 18 again! (Your roommates and dorm mates sound like ghastly animals. I'm just sayin'.)

Elly @

no TP?! stolen SHOWER SHOES???! What kind of a college are you going to!?

Ravin @ http://fummy-cheese.diaryland.com

YOUR SHOWER SHOES?!?! HOW HORRID! How could a person be so crule? I personally would have gone straight for the clean underwear... umm yeah.

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Quiet @

If all else fails, either a: Do a Gozer/Kurgan voice and say "I'll swallow your soullllllllllll" or b: Watch Prophecy aka Gods Army and do the "Have you ever cut off a chinaman's head?... They don't bleed.... not like we do.... or maybe it was the cold...". That'll shake most people.

Quiet @

Irish people dont have ginger hair all that much any more. Its more raven tresses or dark brown. Tut tut.

Omzhaara @ omzhaara.diaryland.com

Ahhh college, I remember it well. But it's so interesting to get a lucid male's perception of it - please continue to write, because I, your loyal fan (sniff), will continue to read. By the way, have you found a woman yet? I know of a certain married, highly screwed up in the brain woman who'd love to bed you - just kidding, but I DO love your writing :D

Ravin..err Belinda @ http://fummy-cheese.diaryland.com

I've missed you! When I wasn't reading all together to much about American History and avoiding the scary people I go to school with. Try to protect those "*coughGonadscough*" those are GOLDEN my friend. Your roommates sound... um.. like people I would like to play jokes on. I find that when I beat my computer with a bread stick it works better.. well not really, but it takes out frustration, and then you have a tasty bread stick treat... Hope college life is like a pumpkin pie, better if you add wipped cream... okay I have no clue.

Kareen @ http://shaistafemme.diaryland.com

Hey! You need to get your booty back here and continue the fantastic job you were doing as an entertainer for the masses. I must have my dose of you!! ::twitching as she goes through a TheCritic withdrawal::