Quiet @

*sets army of geneticall engineered bigger-than-average Mantids on America*

Joey @ http://cuppajoe.diaryland.com

I think you're usually funny as honey-covered bear asses, but I can't help but point out that both of these statements were in the same post of yours: "They’re prostituting themselves for their images, which is turning colleges more into businesses then haves which facilitate learning." AND "they wish to privatize all education thus implying that our children and future generations may not be able to send their kids to public school for free. " Anyhow, all the best, Joey.

Ravin @ http://fummy-cheese.diaryland.com

There are two jocks sitting behind me in math. They find it nessesary to pick on the tiny boy who sits next to me. So I find it nessesary to trip them as they make their way up to the white board to solve a problem wrong. No matter how many times I trip them, they always fall. Tiny and I snicker. Good Luck!

Jess @ http://kyane.diaryland.com

... One word comes to mind, and oh how strongly it comes... EW!

Quiet @

You really wanted to know that it's mantids. Fascinating creatures, they've a separate "brain" that keeps reproduction going while the female eats the male's head. Imagine if humans did that eh? Cosmic.

Molly @ http://mollyx.diaryland.com

Yo. Thanks for the guestbook those many days ago. I am honored that you like my diary. I like your diary, too. Riding on cows. Ha! I would totally join the army if we got to ride on cows and shit. And I feel your shoe woes. Except I am a common size, I'm just really, really picky. OK, take care.

Jamie @ http://pearljamie.diaryland.com

I'm sickened at myself by the lack of an apostrophe in the word "boyfriends" in my last post.

Jamie @ http://pearljamie.diaryland.com

I'm pretty sure it's the Hindus who hold cows sacred. Which is pretty funny considering my boyfriends two best friends are Hindu and they eat at the Outback Steakhouse every night.... to each his own, right?

Mei @ allumeuse.diaryland.com

No way. You should know from the review(accordingly) I wrote for you that I 'luuuuurve' your diary's original brand of humor. Besides, plenty of people carry around Lysol(or have thought about it).

Mei @ http://allumeuse.diaryland.com/ihateillnes.html

Ha, on the Lysol(9/11 entry). I thought the exact same thing a few days before you. Load up on VitC and chicken soup; I hope you feel better.