streetfaerie @ http://streetfaerie.diaryland.com

"I'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball" - Had I been drinking something I probably would have spit it out all over my computer screen...great diary.

streetfaerie @ http://streetfaerie.diaryland.com

"I'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball" - Had I been drinking something I probably would have spit it out all over my computer screen...great diary.

Omzy @ http://omzhaara.diaryland.com

*sneaks up behind you* -- BOO! Miss me? Did you think that a paltry knee surgery and now, the issue with my teeth (which I'll discuss in a moment) could keep me from stalking my fav-o-right (misspelling intentional, ahem) diaryland college student critic? Phhht - I think *not*. So - I just had to stalk -er, write - an entry about the grinding of your much-loved-roomie's teeth. When you hear it again, by all means, man, throw water on him! Smother him with a pillow (well, play smother, he'll wake up in a foul mood, to be sure, but it'll wake him) - tickle his feet (wait, he might like that too much)... but WAKE him! Tell him to get a mouthguard or something... because, as I sit here - recently one tooth short of a full set - I realize that so many of my toothy problems are because of that damn bruxism, the grinding... all that stress, I'm amazed I didn't become a serial killer. Er. But - after having my tooth yanked unceremoniously from its home in my jaw yesterday morning... and sitting here now tonguing the imaginary tooth that I still feel is there... I was moved to write. Best o' luck with finals, sweety.

Bren @

Hey, I thought you were gonna be a diary review site. Thankfully, you're not. :) Thanks for signin' the guestbook. I'm returnin' the favor. Wheee!

Erika @

Where are you???? I NEED to read you daily!!! Do NOT do this to me!!!

Ger @ http://moonshine76.diaryland.com

I forgot what I wanted to sign for. *waves instead*

Quiet @

Actually I throughly plan to colonise Antartica, and if any large western country gets in the way, I shall laugh as I melt the entire ice covered surface of the island.

Jennifer @ http://piehole.diaryland.com

BACK TITTIES!!!! Bahahahahaha!!

cindie-loo @ http://cindie-loo.diaryland.com

i can completely relate man..all of my dads jokes have a high suckage factor and leave his listeners sighing with embarrasment or utter disgust. its really sort of entertaining the first time around, but, now...its just kinda sad....like a whore in church.

BB @ http://ladiscrete.diaryland.com

Err... didn't understand the strings joke... will probably have to reincarnate into an English-speaking person next time and not in a hopeless personne française... bleh...