Quiet @

The solutions are simple. One is to beat her to death with a potato (which isn't considered a lethal weapon) and that'll stop her from bringing the subject up again. The other is to implant a worse memory in her head, perhaps something like "You dress so well, it's really sensual, you know, like those ladies down on *insert red light street name here*"

Tracey @ http://mspsyched1.diaryland.com

I am hating all this snow we have here in Maryland. Came home for the holidays and I guess I brought it with me. YUCK! Anyway, hope you have a great holiday!

Ms. M @ http://ms-m.diaryland.com

Happy Holidays Critic!

Quiet @

Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?

streetfaerie @ http://streetfaerie.diaryland.com

"she was all pussy and required steroid cream and benodryl for weeks after." Do you see what's wrong with that sentence?

Poppy @ http://poppyfish.diaryland.com

Merry Christmas, pumpkin! May it be so corny and sentimental that you remember it forever. Save a candy cane for me. Have a great one!

cindie-loo @ http://cindie-loo.diaryland.com

i saw a woman sneezing and coughing all over the public telephone in the front of the store i work in. something inside me made me want to smack her.

Jason @ http://non-descript.diaryland.com

And it was a good rant, too.

EH Adams @ http://ehadams.diaryland.com

Hey. I've been reading your diary for a bit and I enjoy it. Also, I too am addicted to Regis & Kelly. Its nice to know there are others out there who have been sucked into the cult. :) Take care ~E

Ciara @ http://ciaramyst.diaryland.com

Just wanted you to know that I stopped by.