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Mangus @ http://mangus.diaryland.com

If you want gay men to stop looking at you, just say "Clitoris" with zeal and vigor and it will make them blink and THUS...the eye-sex will end. This ofcourse will be no help to you if you are faced with a bi-sexual young man trying to engage you in optical eroticisms, in which case your best bet is to just run in the opposite direction (and remember to zig-zag so he can't hone in on you). Run...run with the wind.

2:51 am - Friday,February 7, 2003

Bruja @ http://mightybruja.diaryland.com

I think he was trying to drop hints that you should leave the room, but he could have been Eye Raping you, too. Yeah, here's what he was trying to communicate - "If you're not going to join us, LEAVE!"

10:31 pm - Thursday,February 6, 2003

blu @ http://www.dykewrite.com/bluiguana/

Thank you so much for stopping by my blog and taking the time to leave your sweet comment. You're da best! I didn't realize ytou still read me. xo

12:50 am - Thursday,February 6, 2003

biensoul @ biensoul.diaryland.com

No need to apologize re: your excitement over the abundance of tater tots in the cafeteria. In college, the best hangover food in the WORLD was the Glen Dining Hall's homefries...mmmmmmm...homefries...

9:26 pm - Tuesday,February 4, 2003

Nico @ http://hipyriceeatr.diaryland.com

mmm... tator tots are yummy!

8:20 am - Tuesday,February 4, 2003

ChubbyChic @ http://chubbychic.diaryland.com

Don't be ashamed my tater-tot loving friend. I have the same freakish fetish for twinkies. I deep-troat them on a regular basis until cream is oozing out the sides of my lips. mmmmmm

3:14 pm - Monday,February 3, 2003

fummy @ http//fummy-cheese.diaryland.com

It IS TRUE! All closet dykes. Sometimes when reading your diary I get so distracted by the wonderful names you make up for the people around you that I forget what your talking about..

2:31 pm - Monday,February 3, 2003

mmat @ http://maticus.diaryland.com

wow, nudity and pornographic tater tots. it almost sounds like an art film.

12:27 am - Monday,February 3, 2003

cindie-loo @ http://cindie-loo.diaryland.com

if you were a girl, i would send you a kegel device. hmm...i will look for something to strengthen your weenie muscles and update you at a later date. haha

6:49 pm - Saturday,February 1, 2003

fummy @ http://fummy-cheese.diaryland.com

I always have math orgies.... All women are diffrent.. Hey if a chic.. um i mean Woman.. tells you she's going out with the girls.. or having a girls night out.. it means "Hey, I'm having a lesbian orgy." Just thought i'd let you know.

6:30 pm - Saturday,February 1, 2003