ravin @ http://fummy-cheese.diaryland.com

your dad and my grandpa should totally hang out... my grandpa is elderly and mentally challenged, and watches the food network religiously... not to mention he hunts.. this one time he killed a bear and disguised it as steak and had everyone eat it... after the first bite i was like, "hey this isn't cow." to which he laughed and started humming the winnie the poo song. man he's a dick.

golfwidow @ http://www.golfwidow.net

Your cat's gonna look like Gaffer. 'Member Gaffer?http://www.kermitage.com/html/ characterindex/tms/character/gaffer.jpg

ravin @ http://fummy-cheese.diaryland.com

if i were a guy i'd say, "maaaan that's really queer" but as a girl i'm obligated to say, "ah, how wonderfully sensitive of you, we should bond!" seeing as none of those choices really suites me i'll just say, "it's really killing me to try and figure out what chick artist is your guilty pleasure." also is your inner vagina pierced? oh and i think crying about your best friend is okay, it's when i have vivid images of my own funeral i feel like an idiot. :D

Vida @ http://

Unfortunately, you can get herpes of the eye. Although, hopefully not from fondling of the balls, and then touching of the eyes, because in that case my Ex may need to wear an eye patch sometime in the near future.

Inks @ http://eliteskills.com/u/Inky

hehehee… :-). Great entry (and I'm referring to the colostomy bag one…). It sounds so familiar… although that is a weird night to beat all others, and I cannot hope to compete. Heh, I did go to a sixth form party once that was basically a piss-up in a field by a river. People were worried about the river so they hired a security guard to er, protect us from the water, and such wise decisions as 'let's go for a midnight swim!'. He was comically short, and when he arrived everyone kept referring to him as 'the stripper'. God… what an annoying job. Standing around watching a bunch of teens get drunk. I think some girls tried to hit on him at one point, when the night was particularly old. Which just shows how desperate the whole night was.…… *wins award for longest guestbook comment*.

Jack @ http://musicmanjack.livejournal.com

I think "pubes" is the root word in prepubescent. It must be one of those latin things...

Inks @ http://www.mystompingground.blogspot.com

Heh, I was actually fooled for a while there and thought you had a lover of the human variety… I like your diary, keep them coming cause it helps me delay my coursework… Speaking of which *grits teeth*.

doug @ http://

I should be going to Maryland within the next couple of months but not in a performance capacity. We should get a drink or something.

josie @ http://frecklestof.com

congrats on your relationship :) finding someone special is hard these days.

Diamond @ http://diamondsky.diaryland.com

Swedish Fish are the best things ever. That and candy hearts. I think Valentine's Day is only good for the candy and flowers. But I could buy those for myself any day I wanted. So never mind. It's pointless.