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fergie @ http://fergie.diaryland.com

Hose killer! I'm the king (or would that be queen?) of accidents with inanimate objects (poles, garage gates, parking attendants, etc), nice to know I'm not the only one.

6:35 am - Friday,August 15, 2003

ooh @

how cool you killed a hose, damn and i thought you had killed the grass pulling kneebitters. dude your matriarch sounds so scary and yet eeriely familiar good luck to that poor hose its gonna die.

3:17 am - Friday,August 15, 2003

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I would say....keep reading....and the breeding will come along. It's good to have standards. When do you go back to school? You just sound so bored.....

0:06 am - Thursday,August 14, 2003

biensoul @ biensoul.diaryland.com

Alright, so I voted, and in essence sold my address (and my soul) to ABC. DAMMIT! BTW: Don't worry about the V thing, love. Honestly, you know if you want to lose it anytime soon, I'm just a phone call and a vodka and tonic away. Kidding. Good for you, love. Keep your standards because the world needs less male sluts and more cool guys, you know?

3:22 pm - Wednesday,August 13, 2003

Fuzzy Grey @ http://fuzzy-grey.diaryland.com

Uno) I had a slight case of the pox as a kid. All my neighborhood friends came over to sleep at my house so that they, too could get the pox. It was a little pox party which was fitting because I had gotten them at another sleepover. Everyone else got them worse than I did. So it was kinda like I was just a carrier. :) Anyway, getting them as a kid, it wasn't that great. There was no cartoon network like there is today. I had to watch (gulp) soaps. Anyway, 2) I wouldn't worry too much about the whole Big V thing. Though I would be a much different person, I would still give a bunch to have not done it the first time or the many subsequent times after that. It wasn't worth all the mistakes. HOWEVER if you wait TOO long, like post-college, no one will even believe you anyway, and I think that would be funny. (nod)

7:01 pm - Tuesday,August 12, 2003

biensoul @ http://biensoul.diaryland.com

My parents were delighted when I brought the Pox home, and infected my two little sisters. We all had the Pox at once, and my parents spent the week carting us around so we could infect all the other neighborhood children. "Bring the Biensoul sisters, they have the POX!" Heady days, I tell you. I just remember being pissed as hell that I missed Valentine's day at school and had to have a friend bring me all of my valentines in my little decorated bag. Damn the pox! DAMN THE POX!

6:05 pm - Tuesday,August 12, 2003

Raven @ http://ravenheart.diaryland.com

Honestly Critic, I always envied you your old font. I know how to change the fonts (of course) and I even tried, but it just never looked like your old special special The Critic font. It made you seem more like, oh, I cant remember what he's called. That english nerdy smart guy with the diary, the tv series. I think he had glasses.

12:10 am - Tuesday,August 12, 2003

meli @ http://meli-belly.diaryland.com

hahaha your really do like abusing that link privledge, lol. yay for putting me in your entry, i feel so loved! :)

2:39 pm - Monday,August 11, 2003

Kristin @ http://fires-blush.diaryland.com

The change is wonderful! Now I can actually make sense of your archive page.

2:28 pm - Monday,August 11, 2003

Fuzzy Grey @ http://fuzzy-grey.diaryland.com

No, no, you have it all wrong. Yeah, you may not be children anymore, but that's the whole point of having themed parties. Now, it's not a matter of whose parents bought them the best outfit, now it's a matter of who is more creative than the other. They do this at the dance clubs out here. "Pimp and Ho Balls," "Ghetto Fabulous," (Yeah, those are closely related) "Naughty and Nice". It's fun. It's a break from reality and Gap jeans. It's memories. And honestly, they're memories better than the old, 'yeah, we went out, got drunk' ones.

6:28 pm - Saturday,August 9, 2003