josie @ http://frecklestof.com

Happy Birthday! You're growing up so fast *sniff*. I remember when you just started college ;) RE: "..my first wish would be to obliterate all family functions..." Amen to that! I have such a big Asian family that I'm always being invited to weddings, showers and such. The worst are the weddings during long weekends.

chuffnutt @ http://chuffnutt.diaryland.com

This reminds me that I have a wedding to got to in a month. I'm also not looking forward to it. It's one of my cousins, so his uncle, my godfather, will rant on endlessly about me being single and how I should cut my hair. Hmmph!

Meany @ http://bluemeany.diaryland.com

Well. You obviously weren't at MY wedding reception, which consisted of me, Husband, and all our army buddies getting shitfaced and stumbling around to The Hokey Pokey. Good times, my friend ... good times.

Sarah @ http://www.myspace.com/tresmouche

Once you said naked I was all up on this. Naked pictures make me giggle... much like men on motormobiles who carry carpets. My boyfriend would be so upset if he found out I was requesting naked pics... especially if your peep is bigger than his. Jeez. You men and your penis envy.

Lizzie @ http://www.livejournal.com/users/tasterainbows

I read you. And I'm not a stalker. Not even close. I mean, just because I don't know you and I read every word you write and I've told all of my friends you're funnier than Elmer Fudd, that doesn't make me a stalker, right? But I read your diaryland diary. So I think I should get a naked picture to put in my cubicle. NAKED PICTURE!!!

trufulatree @ http://trufulatree.diaryland.com

Boo! I read you. Hm… a friend of mine once got a serious request from a guy to send him a naked picture of herself, not that she was even going out with him (weird bloke… AND he wears pinstripe shorts). She took her sock off and sent him a picture of her foot. :-) Risqué! Unless you're talking about that kind of nekkid, I'll pass… not to slight your poster-boy image or anything. ;-)

golfwidow @ http://www.golfwidow.net

I crave a nekkid picture of you. If you don't send one, I'll have to make one up out of spare parts.

Blue Meany @ http://bluemeany.diaryland.com

Did someone say "naked pictures"? I would be the bitch that fell off your Vespa ANY day ;)

josie @ http://frecklestof.com

get better! summer illness sucks.

C-Monkey @ http://www.livejournal.com/users/dizzythegreat

CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATION AS A FRIEND, BITCH!!