Jack @ http://saxyjackclar.diaryla

Dude, you sound like SUCH a wannabe Obie. Me, I'm just selfish. I flush the toilet an unecessary amount of times, I eat nothing but meat, as I have a vegetable phobia. If it's green and it came out of the ground, I don't want it.

Robin @ http://robin-smith.diaryland.com

In the interests of accuracy, not that I'm trying to convert you (I'm not one of THOSE vegans), the only nutrient that's not readily available in a vegan diet is vitamin B12 (it used to be available in microorganisms in the soil, but chemical fertilizers have zapped them dead). But it's easy to get enough by drinking fortified soy milk. I've been vegan for two years and I'm healthy as an ox. And I eat like a horse. Bon appetit, Beermate!

ChubbyChic @ http://chubbychic.diaryland.com

The "hot air balloon" line almost made me squirt coke out my nose.

OP @ http://oldpenguin.diaryland.com

Procrastination is always justified. Even if it was by having your ears beat up by dire sounds..... I shudder at the thought. Proper amusing diary you have here. Love it.

thisendup @ http://thisendup.diaryland.com

good golly... you missed out on academic enrichment to listen to alchie doo wop group? you're my hero.

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mushi mushi. Yo teng?! Smethan! Sotufh! Oiou xiao wontons! WONTONS! Smegma.

skazi @ http://skazi.diaryland.com

As I usually say... life is never bad enough that can't get any worse. Don't worry my friend, you'll get throught it eventually and as bad as it seems, at least you're not in africa, living under a scorshing sun with no food or water. Just to show you that it could be worse... a lot worse. WoW... I just realised that I'm a very negative person... and that I'm probably not helping much with all the stuff you're in so I'm just gonna shut up now. Take care!!!

fan @ http://

good luck with finals! i hope the moe thing gets resolved, though using someones sexual orientation agaisnt them seems soo very wrong...hmm i like it! i think it be better to live alone next year, wouldn't it?

velvetorange @ http://velvetorange.diaryland.com

...a gift of knowing if someone is homosexual...that's talent. hope your roommate will slow down on the drinking...beer belly...immaculately....hmm sounds like the guys here. keep it stong and i really love your site...muah...velvetorange

thisendup @ http://thisendup/diaryland.com

oh, baby. sounds like you have your jockeys wedged up your hind end... or it could just be the holiday spirit. best of luck to you in your social doings.