biensoul @ http://

I'd be any book by David Sedaris because they're funny, self-gratiating, lovable, and heartbreaking, all at the same time.

Jack @ http://

Baby, just wait untill you get to modified strophic form. Hijinks ensue.

Crapstein @ http://crapstein.diaryland.com

Michael Jackson is where it's at. You just have to remember the days of Thriller and Off the Wall. Seriously, name something more genius. He may be a baby raper, but lets just keep that seperate.

Fuzzy Grey @ http://fuzzy-grey.diaryland.com

Ok.... be honest..... is the "one kid that spat off at the mouth" really "one kid"? or is it "you"? We're all friends here.

thisendup @ http://thisendup.diaryland.com

you sound so positive. i kind of wonder if you're feeling okay?

Chloe @ http://chloeishere.diaryland.com/

What's a "quaff"? Is it like a coif, except that it is only for ducks, and, apparently, really short teachers?

Fuzzy Grey @ http://fuzzy-grey.diaryland.com

I have my own personal lesbian! They're fun to have. They come and visit you. And you don't have to worry about, ya know, weird stuff, weird relationship stuff happening between the two. Totally no performance anxiety. And, hell, I guess ya'll can talk about boobs and stuff. Mine is actually visiting me right now. I got mine drunk last night and we went dancing for a little bit. She likes to pinch people's butts. (yeah, she's a bad drunk.)

thisendup @ http://thisendup.diaryland.com

i might be on crack here but can you toke cocaine? i thought that was just for ganga and other pipes?

thisendup @ http://thisendup.diaryland.com

my mum is so sarcastic that i didn't believe her when she told me uncle had died. seriously. had to see the damn obituary first.

ChubbyChic @ http://chubbychic.diaryland.com

ahhh Danielson.... I predict with my mystical powers that you shall search the world near and far for the fresh wind of political knowledge. You will look under friendly rocks and spritey (yes spritey) trees and in the end see that you knew the forbidden truth the whole time - Hilary is a commie bitch with an agenda to take over the world and put the balls of all males from hence-forth in a lockbox. lol