thisendup @ http://thisendup.diaryland.com

you're kind of a name dropping whore, aren't you? it's so fetching!

Deej @ http://stripclub101.diaryland.com

bowling.. you think the place was tiny? well, in my umm area we have a place called the BIG Adventure Center (even the name is a tad bit fruity.. because well, its not big.. AT ALL.. n umm there is no adventure involved..) Now, BIG (as its affectionately refered to) has ads on the radio that make it sound so great and wonderful.. and hell, even a little adventuresome?!? the ad boasts of the huuge rock gym n the *laser tag* n.. the **MINI-BOWLING** yes folks, even for the bowling delinquents there is hope.. the lanes are about 1/4 the size of a normal lane.. you dont even need to change shoes, you wear what you got on (or you can play in your socks.. im not sure how welcome you are to the thought of foot fungi, but its your choice.) now, the ad says "automated scores" which yeah, there is a TV in there w/ scores and a dancing bowling ball complete with sun glasses, legs and an electric guitar.. but all the words on the screen are in GERMAN!! yay!! my high school doesnt even TEACH german so, us locals are shit outta luck there.. n then theres something in the ad about the lighting.. think: *carpeted walls w/ black light paint... and several black lights hung where the flourscent lighting should be* ahh yes. isnt it magnificent?? and despite all this wonder, i still cant get above a 93 in the bowling lanes.. special olympics, here i come! (and im not even sure THEY would pick me to be on their team..)

thisendup @ http://thisendup.diaryland.com

i can't keep from wondering what a chicken cheese steak looks like and i really wish that i could stop... bastard.

thisendup @ http://thisendup.diaryland.com

i used to have a huge crush on the egg guy at our school... he pretty much just cooked up eggs in the cafeteria and said things like "there's always something you can do with eggs that you shouldn't be doing"

thisendup @ http://thisendup.diaryland.com

i think that moe probably has his head too far up his ass to realize that he should feel bad about the whole thing. but keep trying, right?

ParadiseSuxTheBigOne @

All you "Merlinders" specifically the Paradise Dwellers, I just found this site on a search for info. on that brothel. I need all the info. anyone has on it. My dad is in fact, the owner of that property. That's right... we are "Paradise Suds" Since before I was born... Anyway... snowball stand... yeah that was my Dad's. I used to hang there when I was little. Way back when we had the ice-cream store too! (Good-times...) ::sigh:: getting back to my shit wonderful reality of a life... being that my father owns the property of that whole little block across from "The Store" (See, we have our church, our animal hospital, and as if it couldn't get boring enough, a store called "The Store") Anyway... my father is now on trial or that whole brothel bit. Yes it is his property, but he leases the space and has no control of what's on it. I mean... I don't really like my dad, but I need all the info. you guys have so I can know whether he is involved or not. I don't like him, but I need to know for my family's sake. It's tearing them apart. Help me out guys... I might not like the guy but my life is fucked now too! Please help me and get all of the info. you can on what's up with the brothel. Anything you know... I just found out about it this past Sunday and my life has been shit since. I know nothing about it. Except for the fact that my dad is being tried for it. He told me it was a tanning salon... not a massage parlor. So I guess the only info. I have... is shit. Anything, and info. is fair game. Just when it started and when it was shut-down stuff like that. Please help you guys. Thanks. By the way, sweet site Critic... you're like... in my head, all my thoughts, written out but really funny, I'm addicted now. And FYI... the haircutter... Silvio (I think that's how you spell it) Yep, I agree, weird guy. Sorry for all the ramblings you guys... but this past week I've been all messed up in my head and everything. Thanks all.

Fuzzy Grey @ http://fuzzy-grey.diaryland.com

Mr. Critic... I know it's none-my-bidness....but... why don't you just let bygones be bygones? Why would you want to be 2 faced about this whole thing? He obviously knows how you feel about him already, why would you feel the need to kill him with kindness. I mean, in this predicament, it doesn't get you anything anyway. Sometimes people put stuff like "roommate bailed on me" not only because his feelings are a little hurt, but also to create sympathy for himself to get a roommate faster. (It's marketing, baby.) Seriously, though, you should really ponder what it is that you're trying to accomplish with writing him those emails. With all the bad talking here, it looks to me you're just looking for more drama. Let bygones be bygones, Mr. Critic, I implore you. It just makes for bad writing.

thisendup @ http://thisendup.diaryland.com

unfortunately i pronounced maledol as mehl-leh-doll which isn't half as cool. best of luck with your 'tude.

Caley @ http://www.livejournal.com/users/stubbster

glorious. simply glorious.

Fuzzy Grey @ http://fuzzy-grey.diaryland.com

That's stupidity's nothin'. Wait until you try putting a contact into the eye that you JUST GOT FINISHED putting a contact into. Yep. Good times good times.